What do you do when the phrase 'money is no object' actually applies to you? The creators of the new TNT series Dallas have already contacted you to appear as yourself in an episode to be filmed inside Jerry Jones' Owners' Suite at Cowboys Stadium. You do not have to worry about getting courtside seats to Mavs games because you already have season tickets on the floor. Ladies throw themselves at you like you were George Clooney. But you still need a Christmas wish list to go over while teeing it up at Dallas National Golf Club. Here are a few suggestions:
Los Angeles Dodgers - Due to the ineptitude of current ownership led by Frank McCourt that landed the team in bankruptcy court, the third most valuable team in Major League Baseball (behind only the Yankees and Red Sox) is available. Forbes values the team at $800 million, but it is possible the price tag could swell to over $1 billion due to MLB taking bids for this iconic franchise. You may need to get a couple of your richest friends to throw in, but it would certainly make for a cool conversation starter at the elite Beverly Hills parties you would suddenly be on the list to attend.
Price - $800 million+
New Orleans Hornets - The NBA franchise in the Crescent City was mired in over $100 million of debt, losing money and borrowing funds from the league to meet payroll when the league purchased the team for $310 million. According to Forbes, the team would fetch 'only $280 million' in an arms-length transaction. If you are a bored billionaire, there are few better ways show off to your friends and to land on the cover of Time magazine than to purchase a pro sports franchise for a 'bargain' price compared to the Dodgers.
Price - $280 million
Ritz Carlton Residences Uptown Dallas - After you have purchased your own pro sports franchise, it is important to maintain the Dallas residence for tax purposes, and while Dallas has no shortage of hi-rise luxury condos, the Residences at the Ritz Carlton have no peer. Amenities will include a wine tasting room, an on the premises signature restaurant (Fearing's at The Ritz-Carlton), an outdoor resort-style swimming pool, full service spa and fitness center, doorman, valet parking, 24-hour concierge, room service and more.
Price - $1 million+
Dancing Fountains from Wet - The company behind some of the world's most famous fountains including The Fountains of Bellagio and the world's largest fountain, The Dubai Fountain, will bring its magical waterworks to private residences. What better way to decorate your own personal estate than a breathtaking WET display?
Price - $1 million
2 Super Bowl XLVI Tickets - SundayFebruary 5,2012 at Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis will be the chance to see the NFL's championship game. While it is unknown who will be playing in the big game, it is certain to be the biggest spectacle of 2012 (assuming the world does not come to an end!).
Price - $2,597 to $14,207
Armani Hotel Presidential Suite in Milan - A great way to spend a luxurious evening away from Big D in the heart of Milan, Italy. The Armani Hotel Milano draws a ton of inspiration from the design brand itself. A night in the presidential suite here sets you back by about $13,500 and the hotel itself is located above the designer brand's boutiques while sporting 95 rooms in all.
Price - $13,500
Beovison 4 85-inch Plasma - The first full HD screen with 3D designed to give customers the ultimate TV experience. Not only does the BeoVision 4-85 plasma panel qualify as 'Full HD', which means razor sharp details, rich, lifelike colors and smooth movement of objects on the screen; it is also Bang & Olufsen's first TV concept that includes 3D technology using active shutter glasses.
Price - $85,000
Diamond Covered iPad - For do-it-yourselfers who want to bedazzle their own iPads, Camael Diamonds will customize your gazillion-dollar iPad with the gems of your choice. This will require 1 kilo of 18 carat gold and 300 carats worth of perfect diamonds.
Price - $1.2 million
2012 Ferrari FF Bespoke - This ride features a 7-speed, dual-clutch transmission for seamless automatic shifting, 0 to 60 mph in less than 3.7 seconds with a top speed of over 200 mph. The price tag includes enrollment in the 2012 Ferrari Winter Driving Experience in Aspen, Colorado.
Price - $395,000
...And the Not-So-Filthy Rich Gifts!
Ladies here are our picks for the gifts that your man wants to see under the tree (kudos to you if you can get the Jeep under the tree) this year. These gifts almost guarantee extra mistletoe action later on that night. Happy shopping.
William Henry B06 Shooting Star Damascus, Gold and Meteorite Folding Knife
Some Guy: Hey that's a nice knife buddy!
You: Oh this old thing, it was a Christmas present from my wife. It's just a 3 billion-year-old crystalline metal from outer space with a 24k gold inlay and braided leather lanyard with metal beads. Booyah. ($1,750.00)
Batman: Prey
The graphic novel that inspired the script of 2012's The Dark Knight Rises, Prey, is a full of vivid illustrations and makes for one badass conversation piece on the coffee table. And no it isn't a comic book; it's a graphic novel – big difference. ($89.99)
Jeep Wrangler Call of Duty MW3 Edition
Prove to everyone at the traffic light that your guy is one nerd not to be messed with. This Jeep oozes machismo nearly to the point of it practically mandating him to stand on the hood and beat his chest like Kong at every stop sign. ($36, 495)
Dripping Springs Vodka
Make sure the holidays stay merry and have him unwrap the gift of distilled quality. Dripping Springs will have your jingle bells rocking all night long...guarnateed. ($20)
Life-Size Chuck Norris Wall Decal
What could be better than walking into your home and seeing a life-sized Chuck on your wall? Nothing. Ever. ($99)
89 Rescue Tool with Cable Cutter
If Macgyver had this bad boy I assure you episodes would have been a lot shorter. This handheld survival mechanism comes with hardened cutting edges that can shear through soft metal, a Spanner Wrench, a pry, and an unmatchable coolness factor. ($55.28)
Saddleback Classic Leather Messenger Bag
If you're going to get him a "man bag" (more affectionately referred to as a "murse") get one a little more Indiana Jones and a little less Zoolander. That's where Saddleback sets in with this manly carrier made of 100% thick full grain boot leather and it can quickly convert into a backpack – you know, for when his friends come around. ($347.99)
