Here are some of the reasons the Miami Heat are totally prepared to hoist the Larry O’Brien Trophy in 2012:
Making good on a promise
After The Decision, the headbanded one proudly announced his future in Miami would bring “Not 2, Not 3, Not 4, Not 5, Not 6, Not 7” championships. I’m sure LeBron would like to get the nickname “LeRingless” off of his resume a.s.a.p.
The Miami Herald is all printed and ready to go
The Herald has plenty of copies left of their historic misprint in a Macy’s ad that congratulated the Heat on winning the NBA Finals last year.
Miami has some of the most amazing women on Earth and they are just looking for a reason to party. C’mon D-Wade give ‘em one.
The soundtrack is cued up
The M-I-A is the home of some awesome musicians including 2 Live Crew, Enrique Iglesias, Pitbull, Gloria Estefan, Rick Ross and more. The after party will be unbelievable.
Their Cuban fusion cuisine is ready to be catered should Chris Bosh and his team give the city a reason to sizzle.
Should anything go wrong CSI: Miami is there to take care of everything.
Juwan Howard can finally retire
It’s about time that a career that started in 1994 gets to the end of the storybook. This guy started with the Washington Bullets (kids that’s the team before the Wizards) and has made stops in nine other stops along the way including twice in Dallas. Bron’Bron win one for your friend then wheel him off to the retirement home.