I believe I just endured the most embarrassing situation possible. Recently my girlfriend and I went to a backyard pool party and I didn’t bring my trunks so I borrowed an extra pair from my buddy. Well he’s a bit larger than me so when I jumped into the water and came back up I was minus a pair of trunks. The whole party saw that I came up a bit short in a certain department. I was humiliated and my girlfriend looked mortified when all the
other girls at the party were pointing and snickering. What can I do?
- Signed, Victor Vienna
What you shouldn’t do in a case like this is take it too seriously. We all have those embarrassing stories that our friends and family love to mention at awkward moments, the web series The Misadventures of Awkward Black Girl is full of them. This is yours!
Companies are making millions of dollars each year by selling erectile enlargement and dysfunction pills. Why? Because guys like you are feeling embarrassed or insecure about the size of their man parts. There is a reason why ONLY THE GIRLS were pointing and snickering, because all of the MEN present know the unholy truth! A truth that is only whispered about within hushed silence. That TRUTH is that the size of the male penis is on average around six inches, or less. I once heard a radio promo where the caller stated that sometimes his penis looks like his little brothers. That’s not a good thing bro, however it’s REALITY!
Women have been arguing for eons about whether or not the size of a man’s penis matters. Men rarely discuss this, however they SHOULD. Let’s consider this the first discussion!