10. Oregon State Beavers - I’ve heard getting into this school is pretty easy. It just requires peach schnapps and minimal athletic ability.

9. Irina Slutskaya - Poor Irina. Think she hangs out with fellow former skater Dick Button?

8. Alabama Crimson Tide - I can’t help but think of Aunt Flo everytime I hear someone mention this school’s mascot. What else could it possibly mean?

7. Hoopeston Cornjerkers - I’m told most of the male students at this Hoopeston, IL high school are experts at jerking their corn.

6. Dick Butkus - As if “Butt Kiss” wasn’t bad enough, this Chicago Bear’s parents gave him the hazardous first name of Richard. Cruel joke or great senses of humor?

5. Macon Whoopee - This Georgia-based hockey team closed its doors in 2002, but the clever name lives on. The logo featured a Whooping Crane (bird) and a bee. Snicker.

4. Lucious Pusey - Technically pronounced “LOO-Shuss POO-See”, on paper it certainly does look inviting. In 2005, the Florida footballer petitioned for a name change adopting his mother’s surname of Seymour. I still think “Seymour Pusey” would’ve been better.

3. Harry Colon - I wasn’t even aware you could grow hair on the inside?

2. Butte Pirates - You can say “Byoot” all you want, but you won’t convince me to pronounce this Arco, Idaho town with the “e.” It’s good to know the local high school encourages sword fights in this day and age.

1. Dick Trickle - How funny would it be if he drove the Viagra car? No, really.